My New Book

I kept this very quiet but I have written a book and am quite proud of the results and, in order to market the publication, I’m asking friends and family to spread the news about this essential read. This book on golf gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through my years of golfing experience.

Highlights  include:  

Chapter 1)  How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt

Chapter 2) How to Hit a Maxfli ball from the Rough When You Just Hit a Titleist from the Tee

Chapter 3)  How to Get More Distance off the Shank

Chapter 4)  When to Give the Greenkeeper the Finger

Chapter 5)  Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 09:00

Chapter 6)  How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water

Chapter 7)  How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three off the Tee

Chapter 8)  How to Relax When You Are Hitting Five off the Tee

Chapter 9)  When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent

The  book also includes some GOLF TERMINOLOGY

A Paris Hilton – an expensive hole

A Diego Maradonna  – a nasty 5 footer

A Salman Rushdie – an impossible read

A Philip Schofield – thought it was straight, but it wasn’t

A Cuban – needs one more revolution  An Adolf Hitler – two shots in the bunker

A Yasser Arafat – ugly and in the sand

A Kate Moss – bit thin

A Gerry Adams – playing a Provisional

A Brazilian – Just shaved the holeA Rodney King – overclubbed

An O. J. Simpson – got away with it

A Princess Grace – should have taken a driver

A Princess Di – shouldn’t have taken a driver

A Ladyboy – looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems

A Condom – safe but didn’t feel real good

A Sister-in-law – you’re up there but you know you shouldn’t be


I have copies in stock but I anticipate a rush so be quick and ensure you don’t miss out.

Adrian Newland








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